Crocs are a Joke

[linthat22]

I managed to have a pair of flip flops last me from the age of 10 till they fell apart at the age of 36. My wife bought me some Crocs as a joke and they lasted a weekend. How does that happen or is that the nature of Crocs?

[Marc G]

you've had the same size feet since you were 10 years old?

[jiveturkey]

Crocs? Come on now! You're better than this!

[diddlybo]

If my wife gave me Crocs I would get rid of the wife.

[linthat22]

you've had the same size feet since you were 10 years old?

My Dad bought me some oversized flip flops from Walmart in a small town of Clinton Illinois back in '88 and I had them ever since. I was able to grow into them, but yeah, they finally gave up the ghost!

[linthat22]

Crocs? Come on now! You're better than this!

It was either that or some girly looking slippers called Dudes. I figured for around the house lounging that they couldn't be that bad and acquiesced. Lord was I wrong

[Vladimir Putin]

how tf did you ruin Crocs? I mean besides how bad they start off...

My son wears his daily and has destroyed every pair of shoes he's owned.... except these.

Hey Dudes are for cucks that have given up in life.

[Landshark]

my dad bought me a pair of Pittsburgh Penguin Crocs. i would never wear them out of the house .. just if i had to run down to the garage or take the garbage out or something.

i was washing my car one time, walked into the garage, slipped on the wet epoxy floor, and broke my big toe. first bone i've ever broke ... at age 45-ish.

i don't know how people wear these things in restaurant kitchens ... they're fooking dangerous on a wet floor.

[I'MAPUNKROCKERDAMNIT]

You bought the wrong Crocs....

[pepe]

This thread is a Croc of Shit