Re: Rate the last film you watched
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2025 5:07 pm
Xanadu Hellfire: Overall quality: 3/10; Entertainment value: 10/10
This is essentially a kids movie for adults. Terrible special effects, decent to good acting, no big names, no spectacular scenes, but lots of fun and laughs to be had. If you're into self-aware cheesiness for the sake of cheesiness, this hits the spot.
Having the main character, a young girl, walk into the house, belly up to the kitchen counter, then toss a wad of cash into the swear jar was funny. Made all the funnier by dad just going, "Tough day?" And her essentially reacting like every person to ever sit at the bar with a big sigh.
It's obviously a cheap movie, but I enjoyed it a lot.
I still wanna know if the lobsters thrown at the mailmen were alive or not. And details on Becky's criminal record, please. And an explanation of how a little kid has a criminal record to begin with.
"What is the space-fuck was that?"
This is essentially a kids movie for adults. Terrible special effects, decent to good acting, no big names, no spectacular scenes, but lots of fun and laughs to be had. If you're into self-aware cheesiness for the sake of cheesiness, this hits the spot.
Having the main character, a young girl, walk into the house, belly up to the kitchen counter, then toss a wad of cash into the swear jar was funny. Made all the funnier by dad just going, "Tough day?" And her essentially reacting like every person to ever sit at the bar with a big sigh.
It's obviously a cheap movie, but I enjoyed it a lot.
I still wanna know if the lobsters thrown at the mailmen were alive or not. And details on Becky's criminal record, please. And an explanation of how a little kid has a criminal record to begin with.
"What is the space-fuck was that?"
