The struggle is real... It's been a minute since I cleaned the inside of the Grand Cherokee and F* me. I don't know what (exactly) is in the gelatinous mucous they expel, but it took nearly an entire roll of paper towels, Windex and isopropyl-based glass cleaner to loosen the phlegm-heavy splotches on the glass. I love that big bastard, but damn, that was a lot of work.
If NASA is looking for a substitute adhesive for cooling tiles, they should re-purpose that shit.
P.S. Picture = case in point. Dude loves him some apples...
